Current Quotes 'It's like Tourette syndrome with vegetables.' 'Stop complaining about the gnomes; they live in your nose hair and have no interest in towels.' 'I wield a wine bottle like a girl.' 'It's like hearing into the infrared!' 'Kidney beans are the steak of beans, while black beans, if they were steaks, would be the bean of steaks.' 'In my next life I want to be reincarnated as a muppet.' 'All I have to do is use a public phone and my life will be complete.' 'Random acts of kindness take on a whole new perspective when they come running up with an AK-47; it's kind of like trying to kill someone with a puppy.' 'I don't recommend trying to add louvres to your neck.' 'Once you start conjugating nouns, you're lost.' OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff Looking for weird t-shirts that will make you laugh, scratch your head in befuddlement or cackle with glee? Need t-shirt gift ideas for your bizarre friends that you can't find in every single t-shirt shop in the mall? Click here now for Out of Context Quotes T-shirts! Want to get quotes for yourself? Click here to find out how! Quote Archives OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff About/Contact Powered by Blogger All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.