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'Nothing says Christmas like a cross-dressing cockroach!'
'Facts schmacts, facts can be used to prove anything that's even REMOTELY true!'
'Brain FOOD, brain CANCER, same difference'
'Hey, I love you... don't make me cut your brake line!'
'I'm going to have a near-death experience if it KILLS me!'
'but I wanna sell out to the man!'
'You're the only one who understands me.'
'Yeah, but it doesn't mean I care.'
'Some people were just halfheartedly banging on tupperware...I could tell they weren't really into it.'
'I'd love to embrace you, but first I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.'
'But God did layeth a smacketh down on the egyptians!'
'A great sandwich on bad bread is like slurping fine wine from an empty watermellon shell.'
'Keep your feet out of the tub... and keep reaching for the stars!'
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'
'Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.'
'I have words coming into my head, but they're in Hebrew, so I don't understand them.'
'Feet are God's pretzels.'
'There's no justice like angry mob justice!'
'Imagine what would happen if you sharpened the chicken!'
'More people mention us in their last words than any other store-brand cheesecake.'
'This is the real world - people don't just hand out free monkeys.'
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