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'Cows don't swim very good. If they get above their neck, they're gone.'
'Nipples are the product of the future!'
'The pyramids of the future will not be built out of old manure patties.'
'Then Georgia would be saved and they'd also have tree-climbing eels.'
'So you dream of dairy workers with issues?'
'I'll take your word for it, just so long as we both understand that my butt is not a tuber'
'Computer equipment held together with epoxy never works like the real thing'
'A fire/ tornado/ earthquake drill? What, are they preparing us for the Rapture?'
'Damn it, you tryin' to irradiate yourself woman?'
'All it needs is a little gay spray and a half dozen torso sculptures and I'm home!'
'I don't want any aggressive condiment passing in this house.'
'I'm not quite at the moon, but I can see right over the tops of the houses!'
'You can't get out onto the moon and go Eww, it's all sticky'
'As I always say, no guts, no digestion.'
'Ugh, it turned all different!'
'If the ET's really wanted human sperm, why don't they just go to a sperm bank?'
'I refuse to be defined by who I am!'
'Sometimes the elegant solution is a big, fat, slow-moving blimp'
'Mushroom sex is infernal; it's very complicated.'
'It's always a good idea to be able to hear the music we want to listen to, yes.'
'In a salad bowl, no one can hear you scream.'
'Malcolm solves his problems with a chain saw.'
'Be forewarned - Most of these stories contain some kind of Danny Whumping'
'Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?'
'We've got a blind date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordering the lobster.'
'...from father to son, from mother to daughter, and from uncle to goat.'
'Do you want me to send you back to where you were, unemployed . . . in Greenland?'
'... the French not only consume five times as much bottled water per head as the British, but also have sex more often than any other Europeans.'
'Don't worry - you'll grow another one.'
'Would you be willing to repeat that sir, with your pants on this time?'
'We'd climb a tree and eat a sausage... It built character, and taught us about sausages.'
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