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'Stop thwarting my attempts to define you with conventional labels!'
'Make an aardvark happy and the world is your oyster.'
'But then, stink bugs might want to dance the watusi in my shorts, but you have to draw the line somewhere!'
'Neither of you are poodles!'
'Wait, did you say you were from the nether-regions? I grew up there!'
'Do not use where children or pets are present. Avoid eye contact.'
'William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that can really make you think.'
'You're not Christ. You're not Hamlet. You're not even Ralph Nader.'
'You don't know what you're missing - it's like a slow boring tennis game if the players were long rectangles.'
'If my feet were breasts, this would be trampy!'
'Gee, I'm really sorry your Mom blew up, Ricky.'
'I'm gonna play the odds here and say it probably upsets feminists too.'
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