Current Quotes


'It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.'


'Lives rarely depend on your ability to make a small scratch in a piece of titanium, so we might as well get married now.'


'Never call the dead an old potato.'


'If you don't want to play with me, then go eat grass somewhere else!'


'It's the amount of strength you have BEFORE you turn into a monkey that really matters.'


'I don't care HOW well it fits into the plot... eccentric aunts shouldn't drive El Caminos.'


'Please keep the gonad wrenching intensity to yourself, thanks'


'Sounds more like a heat-seeking, anthrax projection gun to me.'


'You can't say all of quantum mechanics is BS just because arrows don't stand still when you blink.'


'It is one thing to manifest parking spaces and green signal lights. It is another thing to see large green men in your kitchen.'


'Temple or no temple, dinner IS the ultimate answer!'



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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.