Current Quotes 'The pork IS the crust, that's what makes it so twisted.' 'Wow, another act of God... Seems like every Thursday.' 'Dammit - I have lips and I want to put them to use!' 'Monkey breasts... cow eggs... it's all good.' 'I can read books naked.' 'Rainbow Brite - she was vibrant goth, wasn't she?' 'The skulls are plentiful as the countryside is littered with them.' 'If a woman wants to bite off her OWN testicle, that's FINE.' 'At least we'll die doing what we love - inhaling molten lava.' 'The evil weevils revel in their multiplicity' OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff Check out our selection of rather weird quotes on rather nice t-shirts (including BLACK t-shirts!) and sweatshirts! Want to include the 5 latest quotes on your web page? Click here to find out how! Quote Archives OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff About/Contact Powered by Blogger All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.