Current Quotes 'Screams erupted at a nearby hotel, where Microsoft founder Bill Gates was addressing an education and technology conference.' 'Damn you and your German cookies!' 'I sent your pants to Detroit to get revulcanized, post-haste.' 'I think I can still do that with a ketchup filled head.' 'Hey, if there are potatoes that need to be stacked, I'm THERE.' 'I'm having a brain hemorrhage! - I'll get you a napkin.' 'Dang Canucks and their Mesopotamian gods and their Gaelic webbing' 'Oh, now it's going to get all pollinated, just like the king's penis.' 'Good news everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!' 'Hey, it's underwear. And it's not in a bubble, so it must be real.' OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff Check out our selection of rather weird quotes on rather nice t-shirts (including BLACK t-shirts!) and sweatshirts! Want to include the 5 latest quotes on your web page? Click here to find out how! Quote Archives OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff About/Contact Powered by Blogger All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.