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'Couldn't somebody just give me a gun and show me the way to the men's room?'


'More people would want to have babies if they came with free garlic bread.'


'The pain was bad at first, but then shock set in and I was fine.'


'It's the cutting edge of politics in an extradinarily boring way.'


'You can't clean a toilet with a pencil!'


'And with the wind chill factor, it's 20 degrees below absolute zero!'



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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.