Current Quotes


'I asked for a parabolic spoon, not emphysema!'


'Eternal darkness... well that's just great.'


'They could add gravy to make it suckable!'


'I don't know whether bedpans and prosthetic arms were involved.'


'When they're fried, they're not slippery, like that non-stick bathtowel stuff.'


'Music comes from what’s in your heart, not what’s on your teeth.'


'I'm not an entomologist, I'm just happy to see you.'



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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.