Current Quotes


'Miniature ducks don't really exist, there's some sort of pocket-sized trickery afoot.'


'Our church does good things AND we like donuts.'


'How do you mime a lime?'


'Now I know what to do if I ever find myself trapped inside a tin can.'


'Coming to this planet was worth it just for the produce!'


'I am here to wake you up and cover you with cheddar cheese.'


'Uzi?? That's like the N'Sync of home semi-automatic weapons.'


'Run! He's wearing a fish!'


'Don't get your feet stuck in the sewing machine.'


'It's a dark, dark bucket with a dark, dark purpose.'



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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.