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'Explosions are warm, but not very fuzzy, unless you blow up a muppet.'


'Nothing pisses off a moose like muffled screaming.'


'I was distraught and overwhelmed by the smell of unexplained bacon.'


'Goat love is the purest love of all.'


'Slightly greasy solar atoms?'


'If we had a bump we could launch ourselves over a wiener dog.'



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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.