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'No one said you'd been replaced with a QUALITY cyborg.'
'I am only one of me.'
'I've got the minister's cat stuck in my head.'
'Some day I hope my home planet will be Wanker's Corner.'
'Some humans have noseholes in strange places.'
'When she starts yodeling you know she needs to eat - it is like the low battery alarm on my lap top.'
'Exactly like the Walls of Jericho... in pog form.'
'Stong, fundamental forces have rebirthed Fluffy.'
'A cannon is not a solution for a land-based problem.'
'Where the HELL are my penguins?!'
'Pneumatic tubes with Mexicans shooting through them would distract anyone.'
'Did they snort it all? -- No... it was a big dog!'
'You can't write with a lobster!'
'If only you were wearing plastic pants.'
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OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff
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of rather weird quotes on rather nice t-shirts (including BLACK t-shirts!) and sweatshirts!
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