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'Linguini and ferrets are definitely opposites.'
'At least you know the innkeeper is lightning-proof.'
'Avoid gaining Wight, loose in one hour!'
'We don't believe in the devil. We don't offer sacrifices. We follow the rules of the Parks Department.'
'Synchronised vomiting by herons is a very unlikely explanation.'
'Good friends are like waffles, they don't light each other on fire.'
'How do you teach an elephant to be deathly afraid of macaroni?'
'I thought he was dancing, but it was really a man-frolic.'
'You don't want to piss off the international cheese council.'
'Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.'
'Sometimes launching heads out of a cannon can be disturbing.'
'Spirit mustard doesn't spread as well on hotdogs.'
'We are at war... several people are dead.'
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