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'I don't think I've ever been counterbalanced by a goldfish.'
'Tofu: the secret source of sarcasm.'
'Nevada makes my butt look big.'
'I will try every one of you like different flavored popsickles.'
'Doughnuts aren't washable.'
'All those years of war mongering and this is the first time anyone's said thank you!'
'It's an urban legend in a pigeon's stomach.'
'You're drunk on power and sour cream!'
'I remember your little meat pillows.'
'It's like having two kids, when every morning is Christmas morning, and they communicate with ritual drumming.'
'I've always wanted to date a sarcophagus.'
'Mercury retrograde is 67 octane.'
'Iron monkey wasn't having cows in it.'
'Old propane tanks: they're not good eatin.'
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OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff
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of rather weird quotes on rather nice t-shirts (including BLACK t-shirts!) and sweatshirts!
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