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'People really knew how to fall down in those days.'
'If we could only get excited about canned meat, life would be easy.'
'But then, even the bravest of men may want his willy in the afterlife.'
'You don't get to see that far up a cat's nose very often.'
'My wife couldn't BE more dead.'
'If you find yourself soaking in warm ketchup, you'll know you've done something wrong.'
'Marshmallow is the only stable force in the universe.'
'Justice has little or nothing to do with a disobedient whale.'
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OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff
Check out our selection
of rather weird quotes on rather nice t-shirts (including BLACK t-shirts!) and sweatshirts!
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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.
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