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'No, mayonnaise has a horrible power to weight ratio.'
'My goat is circling the planet, waxing gigantic and waiting for the moment to eat the continents like sugar-crusted cookies.'
'Nothing strengthens a dieter's resolve like a good motivational pastry.'
'It would be better if everyone just woke up one day and Bob was the known universe.'
'That's how I like my soup... easy to slice.'
'We don't want to anger the toxic frog!'
'The goal of any good vacation is to prove moistness.'
'You don't sneeze as much when you're unconscious.'
'Damn universe and its damn toilet paper!'
'A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go.'
'It's not really underwear if it doesn't have gravel in it.'
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