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'Do you ever get the impulse to raise certain people from the dead?'
'We all have our priorities - some are just more butt-spider related than others.'
'Wait! Don't crush that Dwarf! I'll get the pliers.'
'Supreme beings can do all KINDS of things without pianos.'
'Even on DSL you can't get a bologna sandwich in under 20 minutes.'
'Apparently, these elves are enlarged to show texture.'
'Will the Amish grow bananas soon? If they don't wash behind their ears!'
'The only thing worse than letting a tentacle slip out in public is wearing those goggles.'
'It takes a lot more than delayed tunafish to kill me.'
'Everyone should be filled with fire retardant love fluff.'
'The nerds were noticably elongated.'
'A ball python is hardly the pinnacle of projectile technology.'
'They don't still bury people with the strength of owls, do they?'
'Teleporting is very hard on the animator's wrist.'
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