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'I have a mind like aluminum foil.'
'If you ever have a world, plan ahead, don't eat it!'
'Is that your manly-man bag of water?'
'If you're going to steal something, it might as well be cheese.'
'So, how did you get pizza sauce in your ear?'
'It's like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.'
'I don't know if our wheelbarrow can even count to one.'
'What do you feed your pants to make them so shiny?'
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OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff
Check out our selection
of rather weird quotes on rather nice t-shirts (including BLACK t-shirts!) and sweatshirts!
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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.
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