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'If you think tortilla chips are pointy, wait until you try timecube cereal.'


'Do you think cows would respect the velvet rope system?'


'You have to have a big appetite to eat an oxymoron.'


'Did you invite them in for tea and knick knacks?'


'If you find pizza in the yard, you can eat it.'


'I'm a Zombie, not a plastic surgeon.'


'When is a black blob NOT happy?'



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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.