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'I would just love to see you gargle with haggis.'


'The only problem with snake zombies is that they can't stick their arms out when they walk.'


'Can the general public get frozen won tons?'


'Christmas is really about aluminum.'


'Barbarians don't wear velour.'


'Your reason to live is partially blocking the left hand lane.'


'For some reason, he's not a twenty year-old plumber.'



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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.