Current Quotes 'It's okay for a poltergeist to bust up family heirlooms, but they better not mess with the chocolate chip cookies!' 'I don't trust people who don't have lips.' 'What we need are self-licking envelopes.' 'You're just very susceptible to suggestion when you're balancing milk.' 'I have to go. The thought police are here with my pizza.' 'Are you trying to sharpen your head on my sternum?' 'Watching yeast proof IS TOO a hobby.' OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff Looking for weird t-shirts that will make you laugh, scratch your head in befuddlement or cackle with glee? Need t-shirt gift ideas for your bizarre friends that you can't find in every single t-shirt shop in the mall? Click here now for Out of Context Quotes T-shirts! Want to get quotes for yourself? Click here to find out how! Quote Archives OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff About/Contact Powered by Blogger All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.