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'Does undersea goat cheese come from Capricorns?'

'Ghosts go well with Fritos.'

'I'm starting to feel like a second wheel around here.'

'What kind of sauce do you put on a Jesus fish?'

'Matzo is NOT made out of flattened cats.'

'Bleeding is not an effective way to increase the relative humidity!'

'It's like Tourette syndrome with vegetables.'

'Stop complaining about the gnomes; they live in your nose hair and have no interest in towels.'


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All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.