OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff

We make a choice selection of Out of Context Quotes available on t-shirts and sweatshirts, so now you can have the most fashionable obscure quotables splayed across your chest! Confuse your elders! Daunt your enemies! Gain sympathy from close friends! Click on a thumbnail below to start browsing!

"More Bubbles, Less Death - That's MY Motto!"
"I write like a chimpanzee that's got a magic hat."
"An Involuntary Manslaughter of Blue Jays"

"Do not use where children or pets are present. Avoid eye contact."
"Sometimes the elegant solution is a big, fat, slow-moving blimp."
"Marshmallow is the only stable force in the universe."

"We don't want to anger the toxic frog!"
"If you think tortilla chips are pointy, wait until you try TimeCube Cereal!"
"Being nedful is like being mindful, only not as flattering."

"The least I know, the better I'm off."
"Nobody wants to take methane personally"
"Tofu - the secret source of sarcasm"

"I was always hoping that someone would come along and sever my ties to reality."
"Tai Chi is the Chess of Hokey Pokey"
"I'm pretty sure that if I just say a silly rhyme I'll be transported back to the earth I'm familiar with."

"The problem is that reason, as we've come to know it, doesn't run the universe."
"You, I don't know at all. But YOU, I don't know even MORE."
"Oral dyslexia is when you taste everything backwards."

"Let's throw caution to the wind and plan EVERYTHING!"
"I am only 1 of me."
"You can always draw a straight line between two points... unless one of the points is a duck; ducks are naturally curvy."

"Where the HELL are my penguins?"
"I refuse to be defined by who I am!"
"I'll 'self-pity' YOU!"

"What's a little spring-loaded mayhem among friends?"
"Infinity doesn't necessarily mean you're screwed."
"You have to have a pretty big appetite to eat an oxymoron."

"I hate it when my underwear gives out in the middle of a battle."
"Do you think cows would respect the velvet rope system?"
"Barbarians don't wear velour."

"Dammit! I have lips and I want to put them to use!"

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