Get Quotes in Your Email Every time we add a new out of context quote here, it also gets sent out through our announcement list! So if you want to receive a weird quote in your email inbox a few times a month, or however often they create themselves, subscribe to our free list using the signup box below (email never shared or sold or anything silly like that): Subscribe to Out of Context Quotes Email: Visit Group at groups.google.com Including the Latest 5 Quotes in Your Webpage You can include the latest five Out of Context Quotes by using our feed! You can use the following links if you know how to work with XML: RSS or atom.xml or use one of the scripts below. Just copy the code below into your webpage (click in the box and hit Ctrl-A and then Ctrl-C), wherever you want the quotes to appear: Javascript version (this is the version most of you will probably use): <a href="http://www.outofcontextquotes.com">Out of Context Quotes</a><br><br> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://app.feeddigest.com/digest3/YMMFOMPDZR.js"></script> PHP include version (use this version to include the quotes on a .php page): <a href="http://www.outofcontextquotes.com">Out of Context Quotes</a><br><br> <?php include ("http://app.feeddigest.com/digest3/YMMFOMPDZR.html"); ?> Here's what the include looks like in a web page, although we've formatted it with the Arial font so it would fit in with the scheme of this page. You can add your own formatting if you know HTML, just make sure you put it AROUND the code and not WITHIN the code or it will probably break: Out of Context Quotes If you do use our quotes on your webpage, we'd appreciate a link back to our site (http://www.outofcontextquotes.com), although it's not required. Here's a little gif image you can use to link back, if you like (please copy it and upload it to your own server instead of directly linking to this image - thanks! If you'd like to see the quotes 'in action', check out Kristen's Weblog, FoxVox.org. [Also, last but not least, a big thanks to FeedDigest for giving us a way to create all of this spiffy code!] Want to get quotes for yourself? Click here to find out how! Home Quote Archives OOCQ T-Shirts & Stuff About/Contact All quotes on this site are out of context; most are spewed forth from the tiny brains of the three participants, with a few exceptions. All quotes on t-shirts and other products are most definitely things one of us has said at some point, usually in the middle of a conversation that seemed to make sense at the time - as such, we reserve all rights on their commercial use - thanks.