Out of Context Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:22:00 +0000

Wookie pie is like shepherd's pie with a lot more hair.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:10:00 +0000

'I know you didn't see that because it didn't really happen.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:18:00 +0000

'I was part of the conspiracy to make girls' hair stand out the back of their heads like dorsal fins.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:40:00 +0000

'I could sew a patch right on your eyeballs instead of those morning hamburgers we talked about.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:36:00 +0000

'Bacon is the Cadillac of worms.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:56:00 +0000

'Birds are the greatest invention ever.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:45:00 +0000

'I'm sure SOMEONE has carried a Belgian news anchor SOMEWHERE on their
shoulders.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:53:00 +0000

'We can shine your eyeballs with a hamburger every morning!'

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:19:00 +0000

'Why is your stomach kicking up so much dust on the road?'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:15:00 +0000

'Smelly robotic penguins are the perfect anniversary gift!'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:36:00 +0000

'There are five Sals in my family and I'm always related to them.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:55:00 +0000

'I doesn't LOOK like an optical illusion!'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:15:00 +0000

'And please, no pterodactyls with MSG - those just make me thirsty.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:37:00 +0000

'Does undersea goat cheese come from Capricorns?'

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:04:00 +0000

'Ghosts go well with Fritos.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sun, 18 May 2008 16:24:00 +0000

'I'm starting to feel like a second wheel around here.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:58:00 +0000

'What kind of sauce do you put on a Jesus fish?'

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:49:00 +0000

'Matzo is NOT made out of flattened cats.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:23:00 +0000

'Bleeding is not an effective way to increase the relative humidity!'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:23:00 +0000

'It's like Tourette syndrome with vegetables.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sat, 03 May 2008 22:21:00 +0000

'Stop complaining about the gnomes; they live in your nose hair and have no interest in towels.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:03:00 +0000

'I wield a wine bottle like a girl.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:03:00 +0000

'It's like hearing into the infrared!'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:00:00 +0000

'Kidney beans are the steak of beans, while black beans, if they were steaks, would be the bean of steaks.'

noreply@blogger.com (Kristen) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:17:00 +0000

'In my next life I want to be reincarnated as a muppet.'