Out of Context Quotes - Funny Quotations, T-shirts

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:19:19 +0000

‘In the future, you get immediate answers to your hypothetical questions.’

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:16:39 +0000

‘All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.’

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:51:34 +0000

‘It’s getting later earlier now.’

admin — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19:22:22 +0000

‘I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.’

admin — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:28:57 +0000

‘Do you think they’re trying to contact the old Egyptian gods with laundry?’

admin — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:43:52 +0000

‘I’ve always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.’

admin — Sat, 29 May 2010 03:34:43 +0000

‘I’m fairly sure the toucan-Krugerrand ratio hovers pretty close to one-to-one.’

admin — Mon, 24 May 2010 18:38:48 +0000

‘At this point you’re afraid of slippery wolves, if anything.’

admin — Sat, 22 May 2010 00:18:55 +0000

‘Well, I don’t think she had superpowers, she was just wearing sequins.’

admin — Fri, 14 May 2010 14:27:29 +0000

‘I am the Les Nessman of Middle Earth.’