Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations, T-shirts

December 1st, 2001

‘Some day I hope my home planet will be Wanker’s Corner.’

December 1st, 2001

‘I’ve got the minister’s cat stuck in my head.’

December 1st, 2001

‘No one said you’d been replaced with a QUALITY cyborg.’

December 1st, 2001

‘I am only one of me.’

December 1st, 2001

‘You can’t write with a lobster!’

December 1st, 2001

‘If only you were wearing plastic pants.’

December 1st, 2001

‘Pneumatic tubes with Mexicans shooting through them would distract anyone.’

December 1st, 2001

‘Did they snort it all? — No… it was a big dog!’

December 1st, 2001

‘Where the HELL are my penguins?!’

December 1st, 2001

‘Stong, fundamental forces have rebirthed Fluffy.’

December 1st, 2001

‘Exactly like the Walls of Jericho… in pog form.’

December 1st, 2001

‘Some humans have noseholes in strange places.’

December 1st, 2001

‘When she starts yodeling you know she needs to eat – it is like the low battery alarm on my lap top.’

November 1st, 2001

‘If we had a bump we could launch ourselves over a wiener dog.’

November 1st, 2001

‘Goat love is the purest love of all.’

November 1st, 2001

‘Slightly greasy solar atoms?’

November 1st, 2001

‘Nothing pisses off a moose like muffled screaming.’

November 1st, 2001

‘I was distraught and overwhelmed by the smell of unexplained bacon.’

November 1st, 2001

‘Explosions are warm, but not very fuzzy, unless you blow up a muppet.’

October 1st, 2001

‘You can’t threaten someone with a sponge.’