Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations, T-shirts

December 1st, 2002

‘If you had a shoe that shot guilt at people you’d have the ultimate Christmas gift.’

December 1st, 2002

‘Nothing is better than enjoying a soy latte while using the word impressionism in a sentence.’

December 1st, 2002

‘I’ve got sprinkles stuck in my life line.’

November 1st, 2002

‘I figured I didn’t need a written release from you to use your eyeball.’

November 1st, 2002

‘The “mystery squash” probably involved his foot and a melange of vegetables.’

November 1st, 2002

‘A man is only as young as his chicken.’

October 1st, 2002

‘For some reason, he’s not a twenty year-old plumber.’

October 1st, 2002

‘Barbarians don’t wear velour.’

October 1st, 2002

‘Your reason to live is partially blocking the left hand lane.’

October 1st, 2002

‘Christmas is really about aluminum.’

October 1st, 2002

‘Can the general public get frozen won tons?

October 1st, 2002

‘I would just love to see you gargle with haggis.’

October 1st, 2002

‘The only problem with snake zombies is that they can’t stick their arms out when they walk.’

September 1st, 2002

‘When is a black blob NOT happy?’

September 1st, 2002

‘If you find pizza in the yard, you can eat it.’

September 1st, 2002

‘I’m a zombie, not a plastic surgeon.’

September 1st, 2002

‘Did you invite them in for tea and knick knacks?’

September 1st, 2002

‘You have to have a big appetite to eat an oxymoron.’

September 1st, 2002

‘Do you think cows would respect the velvet rope system?’

September 1st, 2002

‘If you think tortilla chips are pointy, wait until you try timecube cereal.’