Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations, T-shirts

December 1st, 2003

‘We were greeted by the kind of welcome that only a ten foot long “BEEF JERKY” sign can provide.’

December 1st, 2003

‘They were, consistently, more or less, the same as they were.’

December 1st, 2003

‘I’ll ‘self-pity’ YOU!’

December 1st, 2003

‘It’s a good day for plastic clothes.’

December 1st, 2003

‘That nativity scene needs more flamingos.’

December 1st, 2003

‘Nothing like this has ever happened before, certainly in regards to peanut butter.’

December 1st, 2003

‘I’d buy a booster seat made of spam.’

December 1st, 2003

‘I’m so powerful I can’t even walk under the weight of my own clothes.’

December 1st, 2003

‘Fuzzy pants have never been and will never be art.”

December 1st, 2003

‘I was always hoping that someone would come along and sever my ties to reality.’

December 1st, 2003

‘You’ll be no good as an earthquake detector if you don’t pay more attention to your stomach!’

November 1st, 2003

‘Dogs can’t talk because they don’t have opposable lips.’

November 1st, 2003

‘It’s like Jurassic Park, but with pickles.’

November 1st, 2003

‘Don’t let a suitcase full of cheese be your big fork and spoon.’

November 1st, 2003

‘How long does it take a dinosaur to eat a cookie?’

October 1st, 2003

‘You’ve got a lot of underwear in this episode!’

October 1st, 2003

‘It’s pretty damn dangerous to outsource your attention span.’

October 1st, 2003

‘It’s like a soap dish for your face!’

October 1st, 2003

‘What I didn’t know is that I’m highly addictive to small birds.’

September 1st, 2003

‘Tai Chi is the Chess of Hokey Pokey.’