Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations, T-shirts

December 1st, 2004

‘Chocolate’s about eating too much Christmas!’

December 1st, 2004

‘I heard Donald Trump is really just a bunch of cats taped together.’

November 1st, 2004

‘Don’t honk the emperor.’

October 1st, 2004

‘The liberalization of women is crazily very pleasant.’

October 1st, 2004

‘You can probably get a lot of underwear out of one grizzly bear.’

October 1st, 2004

‘My soul could use a little more cheese.’

October 1st, 2004

‘All my dreams are scruffy.’

September 1st, 2004

‘What’s a little spring-loaded mayhem among friends?’

September 1st, 2004

‘Pasta On The Brain isn’t an actual medical condition.’

August 1st, 2004

‘How did you know that the one thing missing from these waffles was socks?’

August 1st, 2004

‘You can’t curse frozen yogurt; it doesn’t stick.’

August 1st, 2004

‘It’s exactly like a prophecy, but with less cows and more pants.’

July 1st, 2004

‘It was kinda creepy – you don’t expect to see babies stitched together like that.’

July 1st, 2004

‘After you’ve been flattened into a placemat, you’re sort of beyond help.’

July 1st, 2004

‘Lionel Richie violates the spirit of revenge.’

July 1st, 2004

‘That’s useful if you want to take a drink and all you’ve got is a raccoon.’

June 1st, 2004

‘I don’t think Zombie Reagan would make a good Dumbledore.’

June 1st, 2004

‘I only know one word – well, that’s three right there.’

June 1st, 2004

‘We want you to understand that you ARE the toaster!’

June 1st, 2004

‘We’re not going to feed the old people, just out of respect.’