Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations, T-shirts

December 1st, 2006

‘It is amazing how much of three pounds of pork I can’t eat!’

December 1st, 2006

‘I think monkeys are causing the gravity waves.’

December 1st, 2006

‘I’m sure if there’s a way to make tripe delicious I don’t know what it is.’

December 1st, 2006

‘Why would brain slugs start at the feet and move upwards?’

November 1st, 2006

‘Why would going outside increase my chances of finding a fish?’

November 1st, 2006

‘She’s like the Princess and the Pea, but with two-dimensional spiders.’

November 1st, 2006

‘Do lemurs plunge?’

October 1st, 2006

‘Putting on a sweatshirt does NOT make you Cher!’

October 1st, 2006

‘It’s not an old potato, it’s classic!’

October 1st, 2006

‘Since I don’t have a sense of humor, I won’t be marketing peanut mulch.’

October 1st, 2006

‘I wish the damn space cow would quit rumbling!’

September 1st, 2006

‘You better know what you’re doing before you play celestial ping pong.’

September 1st, 2006

‘If squirrels eat a dictionary it will be a work of art because they’ll be counteracting nature.’

August 1st, 2006

‘There’s a thin line between jerky and mummies.’

July 1st, 2006

‘I never thought of Venus as a neat and tidy planet.’

July 1st, 2006

‘Don’t get caught in the rain wearing a sponge costume!’

June 1st, 2006

‘You can fool god with genetic engineering but not hair dye.’

May 1st, 2006

‘That’s MUCH better well-written!’

May 1st, 2006

‘Maybe that’s why you were sneezing; you had pants in your nose.’

May 1st, 2006

‘Pretzels are very popular in the Underworld.’