Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations, T-shirts

December 26th, 2007

‘It’s okay for a poltergeist to bust up family heirlooms, but they better not mess with the chocolate chip cookies!’

December 20th, 2007

‘I don’t trust people who don’t have lips.’

December 16th, 2007

‘What we need are self-licking envelopes.’

December 7th, 2007

‘You’re just very susceptible to suggestion when you’re balancing milk.’

December 4th, 2007

‘I have to go. The thought police are here with my pizza.’

December 2nd, 2007

‘Are you trying to sharpen your head on my sternum?’

December 2nd, 2007

‘Watching yeast proof IS TOO a hobby.’

November 30th, 2007

‘I have a love-hate relationship with Puffins.’

November 27th, 2007

‘When is the last time we went for a midnight ride at 10pm?’

November 18th, 2007

‘It’s hard to pay the rent with butterflies!’

November 17th, 2007

‘I can’t spell with my eyes closed.’

November 9th, 2007

‘Counting sheep using a database is much more efficient.’

November 9th, 2007

‘Thumb wrestling is like Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots without props.’

November 6th, 2007

‘A little death never killed anybody.’

November 1st, 2007

‘I think you have to sleep if you’re in a cloud.’

October 29th, 2007

‘I’d take burning over itching any day!’

October 15th, 2007

‘You’d be better off just buying a copy of the Enquirer and turning it into a flip book.’

October 9th, 2007

’70′s secret society mysticism just gets confusing.’

October 5th, 2007

‘Why do you think there are gnomes in the wine?’

October 1st, 2007

‘Oh crap! Somebody’s stuffed our interdimensional portal with steel wool again.’