Out of Context Quotes – Funny Quotations, T-shirts

December 31st, 2008

'Don't tell me you weren't enthralled by my discussion of your eyebrow
ranch!'

December 30th, 2008

'The bacon will find you. It always does.'

December 28th, 2008

'There is a furry butt on my mouse hand.'

December 27th, 2008

'You don't find The Damnation of Faust Christmasy?'

December 27th, 2008

'Later on, we can use the mortar and pestle to mash up the teddy bear.'

December 26th, 2008

'My memory foam pillow has amnesia.'

December 22nd, 2008

‘You don’t smell when you’re in a hotel.’

December 20th, 2008

'You get a lot of condensation on a halfling.'

December 20th, 2008

'You slept on cornflakes, so you wouldn't touch your dinghy in the dark.'

December 11th, 2008

'Butter, sugar, pillow – that's how you make a marshmallow!'

December 2nd, 2008

'If he had opposable thumbs he'd take a root beer in a heartbeat.'

December 1st, 2008

'Given you don't wear pants, I'm a bit concerned about what you'll be
putting in the fax machine.'

November 27th, 2008

'Your voice is thick with pastry.'

November 22nd, 2008

'My smoothy has a faint taste of #2 pencils.'

November 21st, 2008

'I don't think that anyone should scream because of cotton.'

November 20th, 2008

'It's sounds corny and fatal at the same time.'

November 17th, 2008

'It's like Ben Hur meets the Little Rascals.'

November 14th, 2008

'If you're killing geese when you clean your chimney, you've got problems.'

November 3rd, 2008

'I think most exorcisms require one to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement.'

October 31st, 2008

'We usually only get an involuntary manslaughter of blue jays around here.'