‘I sent your pants to Detroit to get revulcanized, post-haste.’
‘Damn you and your German cookies!’
‘Screams erupted at a nearby hotel, where Microsoft founder Bill Gates was addressing an education and technology conference.’
‘The evil weevils revel in their multiplicity.’
‘At least we’ll die doing what we love – inhaling molten lava.’
‘If a woman wants to bite off her OWN testicle, that’s FINE.’
‘The skulls are plentiful as the countryside is littered with them.’
‘Rainbow Brite – she was vibrant goth, wasn’t she?’
‘I can read books naked.’
‘Monkey breasts… cow eggs… it’s all good.’
‘Dammit – I have lips and I want to put them to use!’
‘Wow, another act of God… Seems like every Thursday.’
‘The pork IS the crust, that’s what makes it so twisted.’
‘Temple or no temple, dinner IS the ultimate answer!’
‘It is one thing to manifest parking spaces and green signal lights. It is another thing to see large green men in your kitchen.’
‘You can’t say all of quantum mechanics is BS just because arrows don’t stand still when you blink.’
‘Please keep the gonad wrenching intensity to yourself, thanks’
‘I don’t care HOW well it fits into the plot… eccentric aunts shouldn’t drive El Caminos.’
‘It’s the amount of strength you have BEFORE you turn into a monkey that really matters.’
‘If you don’t want to play with me, then go eat grass somewhere else!’