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By Kristen | September 25, 2010 - 5:12 pm |September 25, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘Goosing moths is like goosing butterflies, but you do it at night.’

By Kristen | September 2, 2010 - 5:19 pm |September 2, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘In the future, you get immediate answers to your hypothetical questions.’

By Kristen | August 31, 2010 - 2:16 pm |August 31, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.’

By Kristen | August 10, 2010 - 11:51 am |August 10, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘It’s getting later earlier now.’

By Kristen | August 9, 2010 - 11:22 am |August 9, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.’

By Kristen | July 13, 2010 - 5:28 pm |November 23, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘Do you think they are trying to contact the old Egyptian gods with laundry?’

By Kristen | July 9, 2010 - 10:43 am |July 9, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘I’ve always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.’

By Kristen | May 28, 2010 - 7:34 pm |May 28, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘I’m fairly sure the toucan-Krugerrand ratio hovers pretty close to one-to-one.’

By Kristen | May 24, 2010 - 10:38 am |May 24, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘At this point you’re afraid of slippery wolves, if anything.’

By Kristen | May 21, 2010 - 4:18 pm |May 21, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘Well, I don’t think she had superpowers, she was just wearing sequins.’

By Kristen | May 14, 2010 - 6:27 am |May 14, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘I am the Les Nessman of Middle Earth.’

By Kristen | May 4, 2010 - 8:11 am |May 4, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘Duck bombs don’t intimidate carnivorous deer.’

By Kristen | May 1, 2010 - 6:10 pm |May 1, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘Pillows never plead their own case.’

By Kristen | April 18, 2010 - 11:49 am |April 18, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘Nothing says flavor like conforming to the shapes of something else.’

By Kristen | March 27, 2010 - 8:09 am |March 27, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘The more puppets you use to describe beer yeast, the more I pay attention.’

By Kristen | March 13, 2010 - 9:10 am |March 13, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘Dried flowers don’t have much of a shelf life, like Zombies.’

By Kristen | March 10, 2010 - 10:35 am |March 10, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘What we need is a stealth grill so those Air Force guys don’t show up at the house looking for food.’

By Kristen | March 7, 2010 - 11:53 am |March 7, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘That’s the kind of thing you buy off the back of a truck, after someone unplugs the freezer overnight at the shark mart.’

By Kristen | March 7, 2010 - 11:52 am |March 7, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘You’re full of death mints today.’

By Kristen | March 7, 2010 - 11:51 am |March 7, 2010 Uncategorized
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‘I’m not letting you in the door unless you’ve fermented a shark.’

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