‘How often do you banjoodle, in a formal atmosphere anyway?’

‘Is that like some sort of weird hamburglar laundry droid?’

‘Goosing moths is like goosing butterflies, but you do it at night.’

‘In the future, you get immediate answers to your hypothetical questions.’

‘All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.’

‘It’s getting later earlier now.’

‘I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.’

‘Do you think they are trying to contact the old Egyptian gods with laundry?’

‘I’ve always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.’

‘I’m fairly sure the toucan-Krugerrand ratio hovers pretty close to one-to-one.’

‘At this point you’re afraid of slippery wolves, if anything.’

‘Well, I don’t think she had superpowers, she was just wearing sequins.’

‘I am the Les Nessman of Middle Earth.’

‘Duck bombs don’t intimidate carnivorous deer.’

‘Pillows never plead their own case.’

‘Nothing says flavor like conforming to the shapes of something else.’

‘The more puppets you use to describe beer yeast, the more I pay attention.’

‘Dried flowers don’t have much of a shelf life, like Zombies.’

‘What we need is a stealth grill so those Air Force guys don’t show up at the house looking for food.’

‘That’s the kind of thing you buy off the back of a truck, after someone unplugs the freezer overnight at the shark mart.’