‘I’ve got the minister’s cat stuck in my head.’
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‘No one said you’d been replaced with a QUALITY cyborg.’
‘I am only one of me.’
‘You can’t write with a lobster!’
‘If only you were wearing plastic pants.’
‘Pneumatic tubes with Mexicans shooting through them would distract anyone.’
‘Did they snort it all? — No… it was a big dog!’
‘Where the HELL are my penguins?!’
‘Stong, fundamental forces have rebirthed Fluffy.’
‘Exactly like the Walls of Jericho… in pog form.’
‘Some humans have noseholes in strange places.’
‘When she starts yodeling you know she needs to eat – it is like the low battery alarm on my lap top.’
‘If we had a bump we could launch ourselves over a wiener dog.’
‘Goat love is the purest love of all.’
‘Slightly greasy solar atoms?’
‘Nothing pisses off a moose like muffled screaming.’
‘I was distraught and overwhelmed by the smell of unexplained bacon.’
‘Explosions are warm, but not very fuzzy, unless you blow up a muppet.’
‘You can’t threaten someone with a sponge.’
‘Oh great, elves are picking their noses and flinging them at me!’