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By Kristen | September 17, 2022 - 8:02 am |September 17, 2022 Uncategorized
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‘Ever try to put a mask on a horse?’ – ‘Only on Batman Day.’

By Kristen | August 18, 2022 - 5:46 pm |August 18, 2022 Uncategorized
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The InstaGoths were a tribe like the VisiGoths but they turned up very suddenly.

By Kristen | November 22, 2020 - 10:47 am |November 22, 2020 Uncategorized
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‘Nothing ever has anything to do with real life.’

By Kristen | October 5, 2020 - 8:50 am |October 5, 2020 Uncategorized
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‘Scallops wait for no man.’

By Kristen | September 26, 2020 - 4:37 pm |September 26, 2020 Uncategorized
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‘In my world, ALL hats are made of balloon animals.’

By Kristen | September 7, 2020 - 2:53 pm |September 7, 2020 Uncategorized
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‘To be fair, most people can’t use their butts to pull things out of the oven.’

By Kristen | January 23, 2019 - 12:11 pm |January 23, 2019 Uncategorized
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‘Croutons have no sense of humor.’

By Kristen | September 29, 2018 - 12:48 pm |September 29, 2018 Uncategorized
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‘But what if the Queen stops by and I’ve got my face in a bowl of melted butter?!’

By Kristen | December 23, 2017 - 12:41 pm |December 23, 2017 Uncategorized
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‘I don’t think anyone would be opposed to fudge expansion.’

By Kristen | February 20, 2017 - 2:08 pm |February 20, 2017 Uncategorized
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‘Olive oil tends to give me amnesia.’

By Kristen | July 1, 2016 - 9:44 am |July 1, 2016 Uncategorized
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‘It just explains why they lost track of their pants when they went to the other side of Mars.’

By Kristen | October 19, 2015 - 11:41 am |October 19, 2015 Uncategorized
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‘Even brain surgery is easier when you’re a professional chef!’

By Kristen | July 29, 2015 - 9:27 am |July 29, 2015 Uncategorized
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‘Did you go to the JubJub School of Laying Down?’

By Kristen | July 5, 2015 - 6:33 pm |July 5, 2015 Uncategorized
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‘This horned helmet just SCREAMS ‘skilled electrician’!’

By Kristen | June 11, 2015 - 10:02 am |June 11, 2015 Uncategorized
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‘T-Rex will never know the joy of putting olives on the end of his claws.’

By Kristen | June 8, 2015 - 7:01 am |June 8, 2015 Uncategorized
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‘Since the angels got out of the bathroom they’ve been very crunchy.’

By Kristen | April 22, 2015 - 8:26 am |April 22, 2015 Uncategorized
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‘Everything with you revolves around opposable thumbs.’

By Kristen | December 4, 2014 - 3:22 pm |December 4, 2014 Uncategorized
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‘My call of the wild went to voice mail.’

By Kristen | September 18, 2014 - 7:31 am |September 18, 2014 Uncategorized
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‘Your office space is NOT Feng Shui if none of your pens have caps!’

By Kristen | September 9, 2014 - 3:58 pm |September 9, 2014 Uncategorized
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‘Fish Licking is frowned upon, especially in New England.’

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