‘What we need is a stealth grill so those Air Force guys don’t show up at the house looking for food.’
‘That’s the kind of thing you buy off the back of a truck, after someone unplugs the freezer overnight at the shark mart.’
‘You’re full of death mints today.’
‘I’m not letting you in the door unless you’ve fermented a shark.’
'For my birthday, you can paint me a bouquet of quantum singularities.'
'No nose picking trees please.'
'Octofrogs have excellent oversight.'
'There are worse things you could have in your head than bunnymen.'
'It's not easy to press a pleasure yacht between the pages of a book.'
‘Remember those six months when I was cool? I used to watch Grease all the time.’
'I always eat slower than me.'
'I just wanted to curl up in bed with my book, my cat, and my pizza.'
'If you add okra to a primordial stock you get primordial ooze.'
'When you play with fire, there's a 50/50 chance something will go
wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.'
'There are rivets involved, so people get confused.'
‘The next time you find a whistle, give me some warning so I can put on a helmet.’
'Who needs plastic surgery when you have crayons!'
'Many of the world's greatest foods come in pie form; like pie!'
'Sometimes when you lose chipmunks they show up in your shoes.'
‘You named your stomach Tony Robbins?’
