February 2nd, 2010
'For my birthday, you can paint me a bouquet of quantum singularities.'
January 10th, 2010
'No nose picking trees please.'
January 5th, 2010
'Octofrogs have excellent oversight.'
December 5th, 2009
'There are worse things you could have in your head than bunnymen.'
December 2nd, 2009
'It's not easy to press a pleasure yacht between the pages of a book.'
November 15th, 2009
‘Remember those six months when I was cool? I used to watch Grease all the time.’
November 9th, 2009
'I always eat slower than me.'
October 25th, 2009
'I just wanted to curl up in bed with my book, my cat, and my pizza.'
October 16th, 2009
'If you add okra to a primordial stock you get primordial ooze.'
October 8th, 2009
'When you play with fire, there's a 50/50 chance something will go
wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.'
October 4th, 2009
'There are rivets involved, so people get confused.'
October 4th, 2009
‘The next time you find a whistle, give me some warning so I can put on a helmet.’
October 2nd, 2009
'Who needs plastic surgery when you have crayons!'
September 21st, 2009
'Many of the world's greatest foods come in pie form; like pie!'
September 15th, 2009
'Sometimes when you lose chipmunks they show up in your shoes.'