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By Kristen | May 13, 2013 - 10:00 am |May 13, 2013 Uncategorized
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‘I hate things that are not consistent.’ – ‘Me neither.’

By Kristen | January 12, 2013 - 7:33 pm |January 12, 2013 Uncategorized
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‘We were toasting to doggie dentures?’

By Kristen | January 2, 2013 - 8:13 am |January 2, 2013 Uncategorized
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‘You don’t want tacos in your sound hole.’

By Kristen | December 18, 2012 - 7:27 am |December 18, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘You’re like the Yoko Ono of dog food.’

By Kristen | November 30, 2012 - 10:45 pm |November 30, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘A wizard never butters himself. He only butters precisely what he means to.’

By Kristen | November 27, 2012 - 10:15 am |November 27, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘I think a baconated beverage would just end up being hot ham water.’

By Kristen | November 20, 2012 - 9:42 am |November 20, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘It’s like listening to a potato chip from inside the bag!’

By Kristen | October 26, 2012 - 9:36 am |October 26, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘No banjos til you drink your tequila!’

By Kristen | October 23, 2012 - 11:45 am |October 23, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘Starting to think toast is a self-replicating virus.’

By Kristen | October 22, 2012 - 2:15 pm |October 22, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘You know what they say: deck in, frog out!’

By Kristen | October 20, 2012 - 2:33 pm |October 20, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘If I was a ghost I would definitely comment on people’s towels.’

By Kristen | October 16, 2012 - 5:17 pm |October 16, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘I realize everything.’

By Kristen | October 10, 2012 - 3:11 pm |October 10, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘Oven windows are the greatest inventions since quiche. And vice versa.’

By Kristen | October 6, 2012 - 2:13 pm |October 6, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘If you are doomed to die, you don’t get any cheese.’

By Kristen | August 23, 2012 - 9:08 am |August 23, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘Finally! A yoga-safe hearing aid!’

By Kristen | August 4, 2012 - 5:17 pm |August 4, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘Audioly… it’s like ravioli only you put it in your ear.’

By Kristen | July 31, 2012 - 8:33 pm |July 31, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘I’ve heard of bathtub gin but never bathtub broccoli.’

By Kristen | July 7, 2012 - 9:22 am |July 7, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘I think the Higgs boson particles in the wireless router were getting a little red in the face.’

By Kristen | May 18, 2012 - 2:31 pm |May 18, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘Rice and beans are like matter and anti-matter in the same dish.’

By Kristen | April 18, 2012 - 3:31 pm |April 18, 2012 Uncategorized
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‘If you think getting the orange powder from Cheetos on your fingers is bad, wait until you see what time dilation does.’

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