‘I couldn’t eat a whole hippo, they’re so filling.’
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‘I don’t need catfish in my crevices, thank you very much.’
‘That’s not true, I’m doing that thing I -don’t- do!’
‘Your hand doesn’t believe in existentialism?’
‘Freeeeaaaakkkk! … Bunny Bunny!’
‘I’m going to take a shower now. This can be proven mathematically.’
‘Evil is afoot, and hoofing it with dark gusto!’
‘The technique works on any fruit except bananas, which explode.’
‘Diesel-powered ferrets! Thousands of them! All of them frilly!’
‘Music comes from what’s in your heart, not what’s on your teeth.’
‘I’m not an entomologist, I’m just happy to see you.’
‘I don’t know whether bedpans and prosthetic arms were involved.’
‘When they’re fried, they’re not slippery, like that non-stick bathtowel stuff.’
‘Eternal darkness… well that’s just great.’
‘They could add gravy to make it suckable!’
‘I asked for a parabolic spoon, not emphysema!’
‘He’s really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do!’
‘We’d sit and blink a lot.’
‘Girls like swarms of lizards, right?’
‘Blueberry cheese ratios?’