‘It’s a dark, dark bucket with a dark, dark purpose.’
Month: September 2001
‘Don’t get your feet stuck in the sewing machine.’
‘Run! He’s wearing a fish!’
‘Uzi?? That’s like the N’Sync of home semi-automatic weapons.’
‘I am here to wake you up and cover you with cheddar cheese.’
‘Coming to this planet was worth it just for the produce!’
‘Now I know what to do if I ever find myself trapped inside a tin can.’
‘How do you mime a lime?’
‘Our church does good things AND we like donuts.’
‘Miniature ducks don’t really exist; there’s some sort of pocket-sized trickery afoot.’