‘You can’t threaten someone with a sponge.’
Month: October 2001
‘If I wanted that pansy-ass no scrubbie crap I’d go to Boston.’
‘Oh great, elves are picking their noses and flinging them at me!’
‘You should have a wand only for cheese making and little baby booties to match!’
‘Thank god I had that skull or I would have had NOTHING to work with!’
‘Nice job beating the fetus!’
‘I will spawn my own private army of fuzzy easter chicks!’
‘Finally, a sunset that stays crunchy in milk.’
‘You can ruin a perfectly good movie with one JUB JUB.’
‘You can always draw a straight line between two points… Unless one of the points is a duck; ducks are naturally curvy.’