‘We are at war… several people are dead.’
Month: January 2002
‘Spirit mustard doesn’t spread as well on hotdogs.’
‘Sometimes launching heads out of a cannon can be disturbing.’
‘Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.’
‘You don’t want to piss off the international cheese council.’
‘I thought he was dancing, but it was really a man-frolic.’
‘How do you teach an elephant to be deathly afraid of macaroni?’
‘Good friends are like waffles, they don’t light each other on fire.’
‘Synchronised vomiting by herons is a very unlikely explanation.’
‘We don’t believe in the devil. We don’t offer sacrifices. We follow the rules of the Parks Department.’
‘At least you know the innkeeper is lightning-proof.’
‘Linguini and ferrets are definitely opposites.’