‘The only pink meats are pork, fish… and flamingo.’
Month: November 2005
‘The outer solar system has more moons than a college frat party.’
‘Nothing is going to change the way I blow up zombies.’
‘Turtles are cheaper when they’re cold.’
‘I think it’s bad luck to stuff an albatross inside a turkey.’
‘There’s nothing funnier than floating space pancakes!’