Month: February 2006

‘That quote still has prison corners.’

‘Is that why we’re both dead AND making omelettes?

‘I change shoes four times a day; I can humor whomever I want!’

‘There’s something in the water in Switzerland that allows you to spin well.’

‘It’s like meeting the Pope, but you get to eat him.’

‘Can I just drill a hole in the top of your head and water you like a plant?’