‘I’m fairly sure the toucan-Krugerrand ratio hovers pretty close to one-to-one.’

‘At this point you’re afraid of slippery wolves, if anything.’

‘Well, I don’t think she had superpowers, she was just wearing sequins.’

‘I am the Les Nessman of Middle Earth.’

‘Duck bombs don’t intimidate carnivorous deer.’

‘Pillows never plead their own case.’