‘I don’t need catfish in my crevices, thank you very much.’
‘I couldn’t eat a whole hippo, they’re so filling.’
‘That’s not true, I’m doing that thing I -don’t- do!’
‘Freeeeaaaakkkk! … Bunny Bunny!’
‘Your hand doesn’t believe in existentialism?’
‘I’m going to take a shower now. This can be proven mathematically.’
‘Evil is afoot, and hoofing it with dark gusto!’
‘Diesel-powered ferrets! Thousands of them! All of them frilly!’
‘The technique works on any fruit except bananas, which explode.’
‘I’m not an entomologist, I’m just happy to see you.’
‘Music comes from what’s in your heart, not what’s on your teeth.’
‘When they’re fried, they’re not slippery, like that non-stick bathtowel stuff.’
‘I don’t know whether bedpans and prosthetic arms were involved.’
‘They could add gravy to make it suckable!’
‘Eternal darkness… well that’s just great.’
‘I asked for a parabolic spoon, not emphysema!’
‘He’s really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do!’
‘Blueberry cheese ratios?’
‘Girls like swarms of lizards, right?’
‘We’d sit and blink a lot.’