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By Kristen | February 2, 2010 - 12:30 pm |February 2, 2010 Uncategorized
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'For my birthday, you can paint me a bouquet of quantum singularities.'

By Kristen | January 10, 2010 - 12:12 pm |January 10, 2010 Uncategorized
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'No nose picking trees please.'

By Kristen | January 5, 2010 - 7:05 pm |January 5, 2010 Uncategorized
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'Octofrogs have excellent oversight.'

By Kristen | December 5, 2009 - 4:41 pm |December 5, 2009 Uncategorized
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'There are worse things you could have in your head than bunnymen.'

By Kristen | December 2, 2009 - 5:06 am |December 2, 2009 Uncategorized
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'It's not easy to press a pleasure yacht between the pages of a book.'

By Kristen | November 15, 2009 - 7:23 pm |November 15, 2009 Uncategorized
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‘Remember those six months when I was cool? I used to watch Grease all the time.’

By Kristen | November 9, 2009 - 1:14 pm |November 9, 2009 Uncategorized
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'I always eat slower than me.'

By Kristen | October 25, 2009 - 2:06 pm |October 25, 2009 Uncategorized
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'I just wanted to curl up in bed with my book, my cat, and my pizza.'

By Kristen | October 16, 2009 - 7:24 am |October 16, 2009 Uncategorized
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'If you add okra to a primordial stock you get primordial ooze.'

By Kristen | October 8, 2009 - 5:28 am |October 8, 2009 Uncategorized
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'When you play with fire, there's a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.'

By Kristen | October 4, 2009 - 6:14 pm |October 4, 2009 Uncategorized
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'There are rivets involved, so people get confused.'

By Kristen | October 4, 2009 - 5:40 am |October 4, 2009 Uncategorized
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‘The next time you find a whistle, give me some warning so I can put on a helmet.’

By Kristen | October 2, 2009 - 5:43 pm |October 2, 2009 Uncategorized
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'Who needs plastic surgery when you have crayons!'

By Kristen | September 21, 2009 - 9:10 am |September 21, 2009 Uncategorized
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'Many of the world's greatest foods come in pie form; like pie!'

By Kristen | September 15, 2009 - 8:32 am |September 15, 2009 Uncategorized
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'Sometimes when you lose chipmunks they show up in your shoes.'

By Kristen | September 10, 2009 - 7:15 am |September 10, 2009 Uncategorized
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‘You named your stomach Tony Robbins?’

By Kristen | August 16, 2009 - 10:35 am |August 16, 2009 Uncategorized
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'Digital wine tastes pretty good!'

By Kristen | July 19, 2009 - 6:32 pm |July 19, 2009 Uncategorized
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'On the way back we had flash flood warnings, so we went to the snake farm.'

By Kristen | July 17, 2009 - 10:29 am |July 17, 2009 Uncategorized
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'It's even worse when people self-congratulate other people.'

By Kristen | July 17, 2009 - 10:28 am |July 17, 2009 Uncategorized
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'I don't use chemical fertilizers on my florescent cravat.'

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