’25 stars, but still no pants.’
Author: Kristen
‘I didn’t know clowns and nuns were polar opposites!’
‘I write like a chimpanzee that’s got a magic hat.’
‘What’s the printable area on a cow?’
‘It’s very Celtic, in a Chupacabra sort of way.’
‘You don’t often hear super villains say “OW!”.’
‘Would you rather be a Trend Setter or an Irish Setter?’
‘There’s just not enough sour cream to finish this sentence with.’
‘That quote still has prison corners.’
‘I change shoes four times a day; I can humor whomever I want!’
‘Is that why we’re both dead AND making omelettes?
‘It’s like meeting the Pope, but you get to eat him.’
‘There’s something in the water in Switzerland that allows you to spin well.’
‘Can I just drill a hole in the top of your head and water you like a plant?’
‘More bubbles, less death; that’s MY motto!’
‘It could scare the skin off a cow.’
‘That was the slowest feeding frenzy I’ve ever seen!’
‘It’s very difficult to tell whether an Englishman is being disemboweled, or having Tea.’
‘I prefer not to be judged by the color of my banana.’
‘Did anyone ever tell you you’re not a meatloaf?’