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By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:12 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘But God did layeth a smacketh down on the egyptians!’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:11 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘Some people were just halfheartedly banging on tupperware…I could tell they weren’t really into it.’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:11 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘I’d love to embrace you, but first I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:08 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘You’re the only one who understands me. Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.‘

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:06 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘but I wanna sell out to the man!’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:05 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘Hey, I love you… don’t make me cut your brake line!’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:05 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘I’m going to have a near-death experience if it KILLS me!’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:04 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘Brain FOOD, brain CANCER, same difference’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 1:03 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘Facts schmacts, facts can be used to prove anything that’s even REMOTELY true!’

By Kristen | September 1, 2000 - 12:57 pm |September 1, 2000 Uncategorized
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‘Nothing says Christmas like a cross-dressing cockroach!’

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