‘Stop thwarting my attempts to define you with conventional labels!’
Year: 2000
‘We’d climb a tree and eat a sausage… It built character, and taught us about sausages.’
‘Would you be willing to repeat that sir, with your pants on this time?’
‘Don’t worry – you’ll grow another one.’
‘We’ve got a blind date with destiny, and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.’
‘Be forewarned – Most of these stories contain some kind of Danny Whumping’
‘In a salad bowl, no one can hear you scream.’
‘It’s always a good idea to be able to hear the music we want to listen to, yes.’
‘Mushroom sex is infernal; it’s very complicated.’
‘Sometimes the elegant solution is a big, fat, slow-moving blimp.’
‘I refuse to be defined by who I am!’
‘If the ET’s really wanted human sperm, why don’t they just go to a sperm bank?’
‘Ugh, it turned all different!’
‘As I always say, no guts, no digestion.’
‘You can’t get out onto the moon and go Eww, it’s all sticky!‘
‘I’m not quite at the moon, but I can see right over the tops of the houses!’
‘I don’t want any aggressive condiment passing in this house.’
‘All it needs is a little gay spray and a half dozen torso sculptures and I’m home!’
‘Damn it, you tryin’ to irradiate yourself woman?’
‘A fire-tornado-earthquake drill? What, are they preparing us for the Rapture?’